Jena Bright
“You look like Napoleon Dynamite’s younger brother.”
“No dumbo, there is no ‘t’ in library.”
”I felt like every strike was just a little bit of my soul leaving my body.“
“I’m not going to have bridemaids or groomsmen at my wedding because I’m a star.”
“The clip and my chapstick were having a playdate.”
“Jokes on you, I am always sad, not just when you pointed it out.”
“Do you think that I could finish this scholarship by just banging my head on the key board?”
“French people flirt like nurses.”
“They spilled tea and I slipped on it.”