Heard in the Hallways

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Heard in the Hallways

Andrea Martin, Advertising Manager

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“Your dad is so bald, Mr. Clean is jealous.”

 

“If I ever got a nose job I’d show them your nose as a sketch.”

 

“If anyone wants to date me, breathe.”

 

“If John Deere had Yondr pouches, would it be yonDEER?”

 

“I may not have a stable upbringing but at least I’m mentality stable.”

 

“I’m like Trump, but I replace narcissism with stupidity.”

 

“Dude, you’re relating my dead grandma to a basketball.”

 

“Your daughters aren’t addicted to nicotine, Mom, I don’t think you understand how lucky you are.”

 

“You hit a certain age of maturity where you start to like oatmeal raisin cookies.”

 

“Person 1: Dude can I have that?

Person 2: *growls*

Person 1: I guess not.”

 

“Legally you could marry a McChicken.”

 

“Imagine death but, like, cherry flavored.”

 

“I’m pretty sure that VSCO girls work for the bourgeoisie.”

 

“I am not a clown, I am the entire circus.”