Heard it in the Hallways

Have you ever heard something totally bizzarre while walking through the halls and had to stop and wonder about the mental stability of our generation? Read below to see real, stress induced comments made by Olathe North students.

“I slapped him like four times trying to get him to cry. He deserved it, he smells like a breadstick.”

“I just made a cannibal.”

“Hide me while I pick this wedgie.”

“I’m not gay, but I would marry Paul Rudd right here, right now.”

“I had four bags of sweet and spicy Doritos; I’m pretty sure I have dysentery now.”

“How many inches are in a second.”

“I went through a Russian novel phase.”

“I’m trying to live my best life and that includes buying ice skates.”

“Just go to the black market and look for blood.”

“I wouldn’t have gotten caught if she hadn’t tracked my phone.”

“There’s probably a Starbucks in Hell so it’s all fine.”